ou came to me looking for help with assertiveness. After spending a few sessions getting to know you, I have a different plan for you. In my professional assessment, your problem isn't that you're not assertive enough, but rather that you've been lying to yourself about who you are. I know you have a small dick - I could tell the moment you walked in. The hard reality is that you'll never be able to please a woman, it is physiologically impossible. Having a small penis predisposes you towards a life of a beta male. I'm here to retrain your brain to the truth: That you'll always be a submissive bitch to women. Listen closely, because this truth will set you free.